Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information. This joke may contain profanity. A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York and laid down on the back seat. The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab. Then, I gave them to your mother and told her to try them on, which she did. I said to her, 'Of course they are too big for you, I wear the pants in this family and I always will. Ever since that day, son A naked woman jumps into a taxi.

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She might not even be living according to the moral standards of the Church. No where did I say, nor I think indicate, that I thought this wasn't a complex issue, or that this girl is a caricature. I am married to an ER doc. I had tears in my eyes and goosebumps while reading it.
Her experience may or may not be typical, but it is something to consider. Attacking other posters is not allowed, but this forum recognizes the difference between a belief and the person holding to that belief. All I can think about is the fact that his schedule means that I will have to be the one to shoulder all the parenting and household responsibilities. I had to drive 2 hours alone - and spend the next day alone - bc his partner was out of town - and he could t leave 12 patients on the floor. I do not text or call him frequently-- I'll send him the occasional message, but generally I let him initiate contact and dictate the pace. Some say, they love wearing it, it gives them "protection from evil". By the way I work full time about 60 hours a week with my company and seem to never miss anything for my kid and can do all his bullshit also. You love a medical guy. Her Religion is the single most important thing in her life. Sure it's lonely and hard work being a "single parent".